Notice of Revocation of Independence
All request day today! Starting off with something Margaret sent me. It's John Cleese revoking our independence in the wake of the election.
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They Fight Crime!
I think I already posted this when Ron sent it to me, but it's worth a re-post. Zach sent it to me this time. It seems to randomly pick words and phrases from a list in a mad-libs fashion, and capping it with "They Fight Crime!"
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Cool Hardware
Marty sent me this one. He refers to it as a BIG F-ING SAW!!!! but I think it might be more of a trench digger. It's still really cool, though. I like how there's a more normal sized crane riding on its back.
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Academic Freedom?
Got this from Wil. I laughed out loud at the first complaint.
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Zombie Infection Simulation
Wil sent me this most important web site. It proves conlusively that even though zombies are slow moving, they are still a valid threat. You've been warned.
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Who wants to be project lead for Diablo III?
Chris sent me a heads up about this. Hmmm. Time to brush up my resume. Um, and maybe pad it a bit.
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Are you a robot?
Bill sent this out. (Before he left.) It's a rap that apparently pulls inspiration from Philip K. Dick and Bladerunner. The unedited mp3 (Scent of a Robot) is available on the dude's website.
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How About a Beer Chaser?
Scot sent me this one with the above title. I think it speaks for itself.
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Geek Love Poem T-shirt
Tony sent me this little note: "If you want me to be your valentine, I will require one of these." I didn't, so I guess he isn't.
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Jack Chick Remix
Wil sent me this. Remember, only Zeus can save you!
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Catching up with Jamie
First up, Mortor. Next, girl vs. burger. He also sent me the DVD class action lawsuit. Near as I can tell, some people are pissed that they bought movies labeled as wide screen, only to discover that the movie was filmed in 4:3. You can get some cash back if you bought one of these movies. I notice "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo" is on the list.
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Kilt Day!
Today, March 7th, is the first offical Dave Kilt day of 2005. And it is good. I guess winter is back tomorrow, but today I am kilted.
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World of Warcraft!
In 1997, Ultima Online ushered in the graphical age of online role playing games. And for seven years, I paid them no mind. I never even played Star Wars Galaxies. But on Wednesday, I installed World of Warcraft. My world will never be the same again.

I'm currently spending my WoW time on the Llane server with a troll hunter named Machete. If you're a WoW player on that server, look me up!
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Never let it be said...
That AC/DC hasn't written a contemplative song.
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It Begins
Normally, I'd have time to update the web site today. But I have in my hand a borrowed copy of World of Warcraft. Tonight I shall begin the long arduous process of installing it, and I shall discover if our back-woods internet connection can support this mythic game. Pray for me.
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